I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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