I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it because I queefed?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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