Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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