You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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