is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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