I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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