so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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