I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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