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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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