But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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