its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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