i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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