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(734): View more from Michigan

I think scott just propositioned me for sex

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.

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(281): View more from Texas

Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...

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