You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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