Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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