I just made out with a guy for $7.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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