Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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