My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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