The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Randomize