Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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