Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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