NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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