where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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