I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And then the night went full on bisexual.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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