Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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