wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
barbara walters just said penis...
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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