Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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