what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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