Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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