omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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