i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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