you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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