I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
We need to rekindle our bromance
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
