she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
