He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My hand turned me down
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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