Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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