People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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