whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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