That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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