i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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