She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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