Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
