guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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