I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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