i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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