Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I need moral support for this bender
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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