My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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