i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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