they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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