my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My vagina just clenched in fear
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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