The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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