Your tits are I can't wait for
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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