TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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