Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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