I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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